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I’VE SEEN HEAVEN x

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d0nn0:

d0nn0:

What do you call an apricot in jail

Apricaught

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danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

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  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
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